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Post by crapmasterzac on Mar 4, 2024 18:37:47 GMT
Is there any two cartoonists you would like to see have it out in the ring? Theres been alot of celebrity boxing matches in the last couple years and I was wondering who you would like to see in a fight with each other, also who you think would win. Me personally I want to see Chris Ware fight Charles Burns. I think that in a fair fight Ware would beat Burns as like an old timey boxer from the 20s would win, but in a street fight I think Burns would destroy Ware.
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Post by pentimento on Mar 4, 2024 19:42:24 GMT
You're aware, no doubt, of Dave Sim's famous challenge to Jeff Smith? They're both pathetic and had they fought, Smith's heart attack would have happened twenty years earlier than it did. Sim, too, is a dipshit hypocrite who's never done a day of manual work in his life. Hell, his wife supported him for ten years and he has the gall to hate women! Pathetic. Maybe his silly science fiction religion will help him win fights? I doubt it.
Personally, I could take any cartoonist alive. I'm 6' 4" and 220 lbs. and all I do is physical labor, daily conveying two to four tons of material during a ten hour shift.
You think I'd have any trouble downing fatbodied potheads like Box "Hobo Wedding" Brown? Scarecrow millennials like Noah "Bald at 30" Van Sciver? Paul "Lip Inections" Pope? Adrian "Long Duk Dong" Tomine? They wouldn't last one round with me. Dude, I've literally got a six foot reach. These guys are folded over on their own guts every day. Sad!
And if any of YOU GUYS think you can take me... just say the word!
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Post by crapmasterzac on Mar 4, 2024 21:28:51 GMT
You're aware, no doubt, of Dave Sim's famous challenge to Jeff Smith? They're both pathetic and had they fought, Smith's heart attack would have happened twenty years earlier than it did. Sim, too, is a dipshit hypocrite who's never done a day of manual work in his life. Hell, his wife supported him for ten years and he has the gall to hate women! Pathetic. Maybe his silly science fiction religion will help him win fights? I doubt it. I forgot about the Sim vs Smith thing, but I think if they wanted to do it now they could make some good money off of it now. If you talk enough shit in here maybe one day you can get in a fight. I'd like to see a ring set up at a con, could be very entertaining. |
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Post by arecomicsevengood on Mar 4, 2024 21:44:13 GMT
Pentimento in a bareknuckle brawl against a cartoonist's house
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Post by grubcubman on Mar 5, 2024 2:28:21 GMT
A few comics people do jiu jitsu, which seems like it'd help. Mickey Z, Brian Chippendale, not a cartoonist but Ed Kanerva of the Koyama crowd.
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Post by pentimento on Mar 5, 2024 3:26:15 GMT
Craig Thompson looks like he's in shape, i mean he's the only cartoonist I know who willingly takes shirtless photos. But looking good and throwing a punch are two diff things. I have a feeling I could wipe the floor with him, just based on my size advantage and inherent lifelong anger issues. Also, Blankets SUCKS so that's extra motivation.
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Post by crapmasterzac on Mar 5, 2024 14:57:52 GMT
Think Spain and Kirby were the only real brawlers. Id like to see this one, didn't know who would be a good match with Kirby and this is great |
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Post by BubblesZine on Mar 5, 2024 18:22:25 GMT
Walt Disney vs Dan O'Neill, shoulda settled the beef in the ring
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Post by pentimento on Mar 6, 2024 3:33:15 GMT
Walt Disney vs Dan O'Neill, shoulda settled the beef in the ring Yeah, one burnt-out malodorous hippie dipshit vs a couple pasty corporate lawyers, not much of a fight! |
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Post by pentimento on Mar 6, 2024 3:34:13 GMT
I think Aline could have knocked out most male cartoonists, sadly for them. Such is the state of my gender! I consider myself the exception, of course.
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Post by grubcubman on Mar 6, 2024 4:04:53 GMT
Personally, I could take any cartoonist alive. I'm 6' 4" and 220 lbs. and all I do is physical labor, daily conveying two to four tons of material during a ten hour shift. Mr. Mento, another relevant question is whether you've ever been in a fight. Comfort with getting hurt is critical for winning fights, in addition to daily tonnage conveyance. |
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Post by f on Mar 6, 2024 7:52:38 GMT
Really, the question is : (and I desperately need to know the answer) : Who could pentimento NOT take in a fight? is there anyone at all?
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Post by disneyweirdness on Mar 6, 2024 10:13:42 GMT
Pentimento vs Kolchacka
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Post by pentimento on Mar 7, 2024 0:56:15 GMT
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Post by nate on Mar 7, 2024 4:03:30 GMT
Tony Millionaire could take Pentimento and Kolchalka without breaking a sweat
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